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February 1, 2008

Optimus Prime

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“The Horizon T83 is a full-size treadmill with plenty of features for beginners and workout enthusiasts alike - from a large motor and running area to simple controls and programs. COMFORTzone™ plus Air Cell™ deck cushioning provides the right mix of shock absorption and support. The wider, 0.5 to 12 mph and 0-12% incline ranges give you more places to take your exercise program.”

No where in this description does it mention that this machine is in fact “THE DEVIL”! It makes you sweat like you have never sweat before, gives you pains in places you didn’t know you had, and in fact takes away all that fat you were storing for the winter.

All jokes aside… this is a fantastic machine, I call mine “Optimus Prime”, that’s right - after the transformer. It looks like Optimus and it will transform you like you never imagined. Optimus here has a built in fan and mp3 player (and speakers - but they do suck, you can not make the tunes too loud or the music cuts out). And you must be careful of the kill switch; I get my hands swinging and I tend to knock the emergency cord off, resetting my program…. if you can imagine it is quite a pain in the backside. Especially when you are on 5k run and you only have 15min left. Optimus folds up making it less of a room filler. If you remember it is a machine of transformation and not a clothes hanger you will be on your way to looking fabulous…. I know I am!

This beauty can be picked up for around $2099, I did get mine at Canadian Tire on sale for $1099 Great Deal for a life changer.

This product gets my lips2_thumbnail.jpgof approval.

3 Comments »

  1. You are the brick! Reading stuff like this written in the way like this is a great pleasure for me.

    Comment by Darren — April 6, 2008 @ 9:50 am

  2. You have to revise your opinion. Repeating this nuttery misses your point. Give us proofs. Not just with words, but with deeds.

    Comment by sylvie — April 9, 2008 @ 3:43 am

  3. jbchwdre…

    jbchwdre…

    Trackback by jbchwdre — July 11, 2008 @ 5:54 am

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